Stop Complaining

Dear Customers:
Let me introduce myself: my name is Freddie and I work at the customers service department. I’m writing to all of you to complain about your complaint.
You are always sending messages saying “I don’t like this” or “I have a problem with that”, but you never ever ask how we are doing or say anything nice. I have been working here for ten years, and we haven’t got a single letter saying “Congratulations, your products are great” or “I’m very satisfied, thank you very much”.
Sometimes we are told that our products claim to be thing they are not, but: Who in earth can stand up and say, honestly, that he had never lied? We might have lied little and we might have had some problems with products that didn’t work as we expected them to, but I’m sure that isn’t such a big deal.
Concluding this letter, honestly: stop complaining so much and you’ll live happier and longer, I’m not lying this time.
Yours sincerely
Freddie.